Hi, chicks!
Yes, just CHICKS, cause this post is expressly for you! Now you can become a part of the big Schnorbitz family though I don't really trust your tribe. Sorry, chicks, you're amazing, wonderful but so...let say, superficial))) You don't even know the formula of rubber! What a shame!
But I'm in a good mood today. His Highness Aaron Schnorbitz has mercy on you))) . You're so lucky! Woah!

These are the first women's T-shirts that I made for you! Can you see the colors? Sky blue, pink and black! What a crazy palette! Wear and enjoy it!

See you later, babes...in my bed ))) Oh, damn, I'm so hilarious today!

Ancient art is great: dancing satyrs, bearded Gilgamesh, mythic beasts, resurrecting Osiris and so on. The feelings and motion are reflected to perfection. Every curve intensifies the expression of these everlasting creations. They are unique, original, they are real masterpieces – fruits of the best endeavors of human being.
But I always found that they could be improved. Just few touches here and there to give them this inimitable spirit of rubber humor and to emphasize the significance of …my rubber art company. Why not, man! I’m a craft-brother after all!

Hey! And here's a little explanatory comment for the dumb-asses who can't understand the beauty of the foregoing text :

- Come on, sugar. Take it. (_)_)=D
- No, this smacks of perversion (_Y_)
- You wanna say that your friends are perverted whores? (_)_)==D
- Of course not! But I don’t want it to cork up my mouth (_Y_)
- I putted raspberry jam on it (_)_)===D
-Really? Mhhh. Sounds interesting. (_O_)
-Raspberry jam, sugar, and a hot dog in addition if it tempts you
(_)_)====D~

...HEY! That's not all! Check out the high-fashion T-shirt of Dragan Crtajik made for the fashion network „Suzanne Glory” headed by sir Artur H. Nottingham Jr.

AND DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT THE SPECIAL OFFER from Babur Madhukar's MindTech Shop.WOW! Only some fuckin $4.99! Hot-hot-hot!

Hi, chicks and geeks!

So here I am (TRUMPETS!!!) ... and my FIRST products made with soul and passion for a bunch of friends – steady rосk’n’roll fighters defending the right cause of … guess what!??? ... ROCK’n ROLL, of course!!! So go on drinking, dudes, you’re on the right way. At least I think so, but I’m not sure. There’s a contradiction, no? God-damn! Never mind! Just enjoy these creations!

Hi, chicks and freaks! I want to extend my felicitations on the birth of a great son of humanity...me! I was born the 4th May. And, by the way, it's the birthday of my super-duper art company Aaron Schnorbitz.

Bloody Hell! 7th May! I've got to be careful with Johnny Walker!

Stay tuned, kids! There will be great changes on planet Earth...and in your minds.

See you later

My logo coming soon! Guess what would it be!
Jolly Roger with drumsticks instead of bones? Nooo! A wooden cucumber? You're crazy! A colored window looking like a flag? Stop, punk! Where do you find all these stupid ideas? I found the golden ratio! My own face! Maybe it's a coincidence, but it is so)

Welcome! I'm starting my blog. His Highness Aaron Schnorbitz is ready to communicate and to share his mind-numbing thoughts and hilarious ideas. So just open your mind and soak up my words. Their meaning will fill you with power. The power of an open-minded.